Husband Wife Jokes on Khana Khajana

Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo bhi aap kaho
 
Husband: Dal chawal bana lo
Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the
 
Husband: To phir sabji roti bana lo
Wife: Bacche nahi khayenge
                                           
Husband: Acchha to chhole puri bana lo
Wife: Mujhe bahut heavy heavy lagta hai
 
Husband: Aloo pyaaz ka sabji bana lo
Wife: Lekin aaj guruvaar hai
 
Husband: Paraanthe?
Wife: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??
 
Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
Wife: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye
 
Husband: Kadhi chawal?
Wife: Ghar me dahi nahi hai
 
Husband: Idli sambar?
Wife: Usme time lagta hai, pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!
 
Husband: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
Wife: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta
 
Husband: Phir ab kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo bhi aap kaho…